I'd Run Away from Home, but I'm Wearing the Wrong Shoes

More on exactly why I need to run away from home later, but I had to write this clever line down before I forgot it. One of my co-workers asked where I was headed with a laptop computer suitcase and I said I was running away from home. Another friend pointed out that I wouldn't get far in my cute, but totally-ineffective-as-walking-footwear Target espadrilles. Perhaps the Manolo could direct me towards something more practical for abandoning ship. I'm sure he'd come up with something super-fantastic!